HORSE Tourney

I made it quite deep into the 8:15ET HORSE Tourney on FullTilt last night.  As usual, I never got the commanding chip stack and was usually at or below average.  I held on for dear life a few times, but without the stats in front of me, I'd have to say that I did extremely well when I did take a hand deep.  I played very good, patient poker, really only getting my money in bad one time when a guy made two pair in stud.  He had (T6)T6 to start...I had (AA)2, but my final board came (AA)234x(5) for the wheel, and he never improved off his two pair.  Of course, donktard took the opportunity to type that I "always suck out on him".  First, I don't ever recall playing against him before.  Second, I checked the hand history, and that was the one and only hand I contested with him to that point.  Third, he would return the favor on me later on. 

I made it past the third break, and when we restarted, it was Razz.  Didn't play a single hand and the antes started eating away with me.  When we flipped to Stud Hi, I was dealt (JJ)8, completed it and got one caller.  4th street missed me, but I continued and he raised with two diamonds showing.  Hmmmmm.  I call.  5th street misses again.  I check and he insta-bets.  I think, fold, and then smile when he flips over an A-high flush.  Got away about as cheaply as I could, but with levels this high (1500/3000 or so), this hurt. 

Then a few hands later, I have split 8s.  The bring-in is to my left, and it folds around to the (X X)A to my right who naturally completes it.  I go in the tank and decide to make a move at it by completing.  He just calls, so I figure he's not paired up.  4th street misses me, but I reraise him and go all-in. 
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c]   << just about a 2:1 favorite here. 
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh]

Of course, he pairs his Q on 5th and pairs his K on 6th.  I also made two pair, but 7th street missed me and I went out in 12th overall out of 150 runners.  Not bad.  Also not the payday I've been seeking. 

The final hand history is here:

Full Tilt Poker Game #4636924546: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (35071339), Table 12 - 1500/3000 Ante 250 - Limit Stud Hi - 23:34:52 ET - 2007/12/26
Seat 1: djm182 (5,810)
Seat 3: DRBUZZSAW (21,066)
Seat 4: suitedaces1012 (8,619)
Seat 5: Angribob (39,895)
Seat 6: Count Chipula (1,398)
Seat 8: SylverLeaf (34,504)
djm182 antes 250
DRBUZZSAW antes 250
suitedaces1012 antes 250
Angribob antes 250
Count Chipula antes 250
SylverLeaf antes 250
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh] [8h]
Dealt to DRBUZZSAW [7c]
Dealt to suitedaces1012 [2c]
Dealt to Angribob [5h]
Dealt to Count Chipula [Ts]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [As]
suitedaces1012 is low with [2c]
suitedaces1012 brings in for 500
Angribob folds
Count Chipula folds
SylverLeaf completes it to 1,500
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 raises to 3,000
DRBUZZSAW folds
suitedaces1012 folds
SylverLeaf calls 1,500
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h] [3c]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [As] [Qh]
SylverLeaf bets 1,500
djm182 raises to 2,560, and is all in
SylverLeaf calls 1,060
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c]
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh]
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c] [5s]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh] [Qs]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s] [3h]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh Qs] [Kc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h] [Td]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc] [6c]
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h Td] two pair, Eights and Threes
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc 6c] two pair, Kings and Queens
SylverLeaf wins the pot (13,120) with two pair, Kings and Queens
djm182 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,120 | Rake 0
Seat 1: djm182 showed [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h Td] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 3: DRBUZZSAW folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: suitedaces1012 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: Angribob folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: Count Chipula folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: SylverLeaf showed [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc 6c] and won (13,120) with two pair, Kings and Queens

Dienst

Jonathan Dienst, now a reporter for the NBC affiliate in NYC, was the voice of Colgate hockey during my early days on campus.  It became the saying around our dorm that "to Dienst" was "to screw up", as he was noticeably poor at play-by-play - even for a crack college radio station.  It should be noted that he was also a complete prick to my roommate and I when we auditioned to call Colgate basketball games.  We never really had a chance anyway - we had either the wrong greek letters on our shirts or no greek letters.  

Well anyway, Dienst sure screwed up the Mitchell Report reporting.  This is about as surprising at Clemens being featured in the report itself.  I'm glad to see both these arrogant assholes get what came to them. 

Steroids and Records

Everyone is up in arms after the Mitchell Report, and I can understand this.  But people keep scratching their heads about why steroid/PED use in Baseball is more of a media issue than it is in Football, where Pro Bowl caliber players like Rodney Harrison and Shawne Merriman have been caught and suspended within the past year-plus. 

It's simple.  How many tackles did Harrison have last year?  How close is he to the NFL record for interceptions or tackles?  What about Merriman?  And what are the hallowed records they are chasing?  Of course you don't know this - not without looking it up.  But we know all about records and milestones in baseball.  755/763 Home Runs.  A .300 batting average.  300 wins.  100 RBI.  56 games.  Every user in baseball can have his place in history called into question because we know the significance of the numbers.  It's what makes baseball so great and what makes the presence of PEDs there so eye-catching. 

Michigan Snow

Before the snowfall eased up Sunday night, 10.5 inches had fallen in Michigan's Ann Arbor, and a similar amount in Jackson County, the National Weather Service said.

"It's winter," said Ann Arbor resident Linda Thelen, 53, as she and her husband dug out their home. "I expect a couple of these each year."

Oh STFU.  I lived there for five years.  I can count on one *finger* the number of significant snow falls the region had. 

Everybody in SE Michigan thinks they get the worst winter weather and they're full of shit on all but one point - it's cloudy there from November through April - at least when the lakes haven't frozen - making the area more dismal than it already is.  But they do NOT get an excess amount of snow - they're just completely incapable of handling it, as the local and city governments are broke and/or corrupt. 

The one big snowstorm I remember was in the winter of 98-99. We got about a foot of snow - the kind of storm that here in beautiful upstate NY may cause the schools to shut for a day or open late.  It closed some Detroit city schools for two weeks. 

Shameful.  Joke.  Michigan. 

PS.  Congratulations on getting your third choice to coach the fighting maize & blue ground rodents.

LoDuca Signs with Nats

...and fires a shot across the bow at the Mets. 

Well Paul, Fuck You.  You don't suppose the Mets didn't want to resign you for any of these reasons, do you?
* Your 80 OPS+ in 2006
* Your 36 years of age shortly after opening day
* Your inability to throw out a runner

Thanks for your service, but your time and performance in Flushing has been horribly overrated by the knownothings.  Enjoy DC.  And keep your trap shut. 

Urinals

How can people constantly *miss* the urinal?  Half of the times I go to the mens room in the office, there's a puddle of pee on the floor in front of the urinal and I end up standing with my feet spread far apart to avoid splashing around in it. 

When the big fat Chairman of the Board was still around, there was always a puddle and you *knew* it was him.  He couldn't possibly see down there anyway.  But how do you explain it for everyone else?  There aren't that many huge "joes" around here, and unless there are some incredibly small weiners and guys who just can't reach the urinal right in front of them, I can't explain the constant puddles.  Plus, wouldn't the offenders here have piss stains all down the front of their pants? 

Truly a mystery to me. 

Pats/Ravens

It was like watching Al Qaeda battle the Nazis (or Michigan vs. Notre Dame) ...compelling competition, but impossible to root for either side to win.  And as expected, everyone involved handled themselves with class.  Belichick looked like he climbed out from under a refrigerator box.  Rodney Harrison taunted the other teams head coach (!).  Billick, of course, taunted right back with his kissing act.  Bart Scott racks up 30 yards of penalties in one play, including heaving an officials flag toward the stands.  And the penalties...ooohhh the penalties.  Watson was held on the one play, but that ball was thrown into double coverage and he wasn't catching it - hold or no hold.  Gaffney's TD had to stand, but had it been ruled incomplete on the field, it wouldn't have been overturned.  One of those plays right on the fence.  Here's what nobody is talking about - the referee was completely out of position to see whether or not Gaffney had possession of the ball. 

Winter Meetings

I have this feeling of anticipation/dread around Omar's forthcoming actions at the Winter Meetings this week.  Kind of like the feeling you have when you're about to open up a Christmas present from someone who isn't quite in tune with what you'd like.  It could be a homerun...it could be several pairs of lackluster socks. 

Last week's Milledge for Church/Schneider trade was socks (Schneider) with an interesting little gift card (Church) with all sorts of decent potential thrown in.  It wasn't an Eddie Bauer or Best Buy gift card - rather a Kohl's card.  Some upside, but limited upside. 

Worst One in a While

Ever since returning from vacation and then the trip to France, I haven't played much, but when I have played the cards have been dead and good things just aren't happening.

But this SNG was different. I won a big hand with pocket rockets, and then I woke up with them again, and doesn't this just play out perfect. For a while:


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Token

I've decided to play more SNGs where top prize is a token. Tonight, my $4.40 was in search of a $26 token. Let's see what transpired.

Hand #1. Let's watch AJo misplayed. I'm in the BB for this.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Qs Jd]
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 30
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM has 15 seconds left to act
GianniM folds
TexasDudette folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 15
djm182 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8c 8s]
jimmiecamp checks
djm182 bets 75
lightbrownlover calls 75
jimmiecamp folds
*** TURN *** [Qh 8c 8s] [Js]
djm182 bets 200
lightbrownlover calls 200
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8c 8s Js] [8d]
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 bets 300
lightbrownlover raises to 600
djm182 calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lightbrownlover shows [Ac Jh] a full house, Eights full of Jacks
djm182 shows [Qs Jd] a full house, Eights full of Queens
djm182 wins the pot (1,840) with a full house, Eights full of Queens

Hand #5. Here's AJo played cautiously

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,470)
Seat 2: djm182 (2,420)
Seat 3: mirao (1,440)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,715)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,050)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,500)
Seat 7: TexasDudette (1,500)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (905)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
shatterproof1 posts the small blind of 15
GianniM posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Jh As]
TexasDudette folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 90
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 90
shatterproof1 calls 75
GianniM folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 5h 4d]
shatterproof1 checks
djm182 checks
lightbrownlover bets 300
shatterproof1 folds
Donnie Darko has been disconnected
Donnie Darko has reconnected
djm182 folds
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to lightbrownlover
lightbrownlover mucks
lightbrownlover wins the pot (300)

Hand #7: The oh-so-critical suckout

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,470)
Seat 2: djm182 (2,330)
Seat 3: mirao (1,140)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,455)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,455)
Seat 7: TexasDudette (1,470)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (905)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
TexasDudette posts the small blind of 20
TRUE OG PLAYA posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kd Ah]
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 40
djm182 raises to 160
mirao calls 160
lightbrownlover has 15 seconds left to act
lightbrownlover folds
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM folds
TexasDudette has 15 seconds left to act
TexasDudette raises to 640
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 2,000
mirao folds
TexasDudette has 15 seconds left to act
TexasDudette calls 830, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kd Ah]
TexasDudette shows [Qs Qd]
Uncalled bet of 530 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [5c 8d 6d]
*** TURN *** [5c 8d 6d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [5c 8d 6d Js] [Kc]
djm182 shows a pair of Kings
TexasDudette shows a pair of Queens
djm182 wins the pot (3,180) with a pair of Kings
TexasDudette stands up

Hand #8: The laydown

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,430)
Seat 2: djm182 (4,040)
Seat 3: mirao (980)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,455)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,455)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (865)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
TRUE OG PLAYA posts the small blind of 20
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Jd Jc]
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 160
mirao raises to 980, and is all in
lightbrownlover calls 980
shatterproof1 has 15 seconds left to act
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 folds
mirao shows [Td Ad]
lightbrownlover shows [Qh Kc]
*** FLOP *** [5h Ac 3s]
*** TURN *** [5h Ac 3s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ac 3s Ks] [2d]
mirao shows a pair of Aces
lightbrownlover shows a pair of Kings
mirao wins the pot (2,180) with a pair of Aces

Hand #13: The deck smacks me in the face

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (545)
Seat 2: djm182 (4,040)
Seat 3: mirao (1,740)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (2,805)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,415)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,415)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (100)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,440)
mirao posts the small blind of 20
lightbrownlover posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ah Ac]
shatterproof1 calls 40
GianniM folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 40
djm182 raises to 200
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 160
shatterproof1 calls 160
jimmiecamp calls 160
*** FLOP *** [5s Qd Td]
lightbrownlover bets 40
shatterproof1 calls 40
jimmiecamp raises to 345, and is all in
djm182 raises to 1,000
lightbrownlover calls 960
shatterproof1 has 15 seconds left to act
shatterproof1 has requested TIME
shatterproof1 folds
*** TURN *** [5s Qd Td] [As]
lightbrownlover checks
djm182 bets 1,800
lightbrownlover calls 1,605, and is all in
djm182 shows [Ah Ac]
lightbrownlover shows [Js Jh]
jimmiecamp shows [5c 8c]
Uncalled bet of 195 returned to djm182
*** RIVER *** [5s Qd Td As] [9s]
djm182 shows three of a kind, Aces
lightbrownlover shows a pair of Jacks
djm182 wins the side pot (4,520) with three of a kind, Aces
jimmiecamp shows a pair of Fives
djm182 wins the main pot (1,895) with three of a kind, Aces
jimmiecamp stands up
lightbrownlover stands up
The blinds are now 25/50

*I now have >1/2 the chips in play...13 minutes into this and through two blind levels. Time to milk the clock and pick my spots.

19 minutes in: Suckout #1

Seat 2: djm182 (8,110)
Seat 3: mirao (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (555)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,285)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,775), is sitting out
mirao posts the small blind of 30
shatterproof1 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ac]
Donnie Darko has returned
GianniM folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 240
mirao folds
shatterproof1 raises to 420
djm182 raises to 600
shatterproof1 calls 135, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kh Ac]
shatterproof1 shows [Qc Kc] (crushed)
Uncalled bet of 45 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [As Tc 3d]
*** TURN *** [As Tc 3d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [As Tc 3d Jd] [3s]
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
shatterproof1 shows a straight, Ace high
shatterproof1 wins the pot (1,140) with a straight, Ace high

27 minutes in: Suckout #2

Seat 2: djm182 (8,110)
Seat 3: mirao (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (555)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,285)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,775), is sitting out
mirao posts the small blind of 30
shatterproof1 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ac]
Donnie Darko has returned
GianniM folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 240
mirao folds
shatterproof1 raises to 420
djm182 raises to 600
shatterproof1 calls 135, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kh Ac]
shatterproof1 shows [Qc Kc]
Uncalled bet of 45 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [As Tc 3d]
*** TURN *** [As Tc 3d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [As Tc 3d Jd] [3s]
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
shatterproof1 shows a straight, Ace high
shatterproof1 wins the pot (1,140) with a straight, Ace high

28 minutes in: Suckout #3

Seat 2: djm182 (7,280)
Seat 3: mirao (3,330)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,890)
Donnie Darko posts the small blind of 40
djm182 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Qc As]
mirao calls 80
Donnie Darko raises to 400
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 calls 320
mirao folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 8s 9h]
Donnie Darko bets 2,490, and is all in
djm182 calls 2,490
Donnie Darko shows [Ad Js]
djm182 shows [Qc As]
*** TURN *** [Th 8s 9h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8s 9h 6s] [Qh]
Donnie Darko shows a straight, Queen high
djm182 shows a pair of Queens
Donnie Darko wins the pot (5,860) with a straight, Queen high

...and now I'm the average stack.
djm182: that's how it's gonna have to happen

32 minutes in...waaaayyyyy behind

Seat 2: djm182 (4,480)
Seat 3: mirao (2,920)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (6,100)
Donnie Darko posts the small blind of 50
djm182 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [8s 9h]
mirao calls 100
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 checks
*** FLOP *** [Js Qc Ts]
djm182 checks
mirao checks
*** TURN *** [Js Qc Ts] [3s]
djm182 bets 250
mirao raises to 500
djm182 calls 250
*** RIVER *** [Js Qc Ts 3s] [6d]
djm182 checks
mirao bets 1,250
djm182 calls 1,250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mirao shows [Ac Kd] a straight, Ace high
djm182 mucks
mirao wins the pot (3,750) with a straight, Ace high

...and now I'm the short stack (!!) WTF!!!...

40 minutes in: Sometimes it helps to get lucky

Seat 2: djm182 (3,530)
Seat 3: mirao (5,520)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (4,450)
mirao posts the small blind of 60
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [As 2d]
djm182 calls 120
mirao calls 60
Donnie Darko checks
*** FLOP *** [7h 2c 2s]
mirao bets 120
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 480
mirao raises to 5,400, and is all in
djm182 calls 2,930, and is all in
mirao shows [8d 8c]
djm182 shows [As 2d]
Uncalled bet of 1,990 returned to mirao
*** TURN *** [7h 2c 2s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7h 2c 2s Jc] [Th]
mirao shows two pair, Eights and Twos
djm182 shows three of a kind, Twos
djm182 wins the pot (7,180) with three of a kind, Twos

41 minutes in: It's down to heads up

Seat 2: djm182 (7,000)
Seat 3: mirao (2,230)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (4,270)
mirao posts the small blind of 60
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ks]
djm182 raises to 360
mirao raises to 2,230, and is all in
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 calls 1,870
mirao shows [8c Ah]
djm182 shows [Kh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [3s Js 4d]
*** TURN *** [3s Js 4d] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3s Js 4d Qd] [9h]
mirao shows Ace Queen high
djm182 shows a pair of Kings
djm182 wins the pot (4,580) with a pair of Kings
mirao stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,580 | Rake 0
Board: [3s Js 4d Qd 9h]
Seat 2: djm182 (button) showed [Kh Ks] and won (4,580) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mirao (small blind) showed [8c Ah] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (big blind) folded before the Flop

53 minutes in: Any two cards

Seat 2: djm182 (10,830)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,670)
djm182 posts the small blind of 100
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [9h Js]
djm182 calls 100
Donnie Darko checks
*** FLOP *** [2c 2s 8c]
Donnie Darko checks
djm182 checks
*** TURN *** [2c 2s 8c] [2d]
Donnie Darko checks
djm182 checks
*** RIVER *** [2c 2s 8c 2d] [9c]
Donnie Darko bets 400
djm182 raises to 2,400
Donnie Darko raises to 2,470, and is all in
djm182 calls 70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Donnie Darko shows [4h 2h] four of a kind, Twos
djm182 mucks
Donnie Darko wins the pot (5,340) with four of a kind, Twos
The blinds are now 120/240

One hour in: If you keep this shit up, I'm gonna catch you

Seat 2: djm182 (10,920)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,580)
djm182 posts the small blind of 150
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [2h Ah]
djm182 calls 150
Donnie Darko raises to 2,580, and is all in (He'd done this a lot and I'd folded to it a lot.  This was the time, me thinks (though I could be completely crushed w/ A2.))
djm182 calls 2,280
Donnie Darko shows [Js 4c]
djm182 shows [2h Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3h Qs]
*** TURN *** [Tc 3h Qs] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3h Qs 3d] [Ad]
Donnie Darko shows a pair of Threes
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
djm182 wins the pot (5,160) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Donnie Darko stands up
djm182 stands up