Saturday, December 29, 2007

The Aggro-Donks Strike again

In the money in a $5.50 SNG.  The guy in Seat 1 (to my left) is quite aggressive and is the perfect trap candidate.  I've been folding lots up to this hand and am ready to pounce when the opportunity strikes. 

Full Tilt Poker Game #4665851294: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (35391347), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:43:42 ET - 2007/12/29
Seat 1: kamakazipete (6,010)
Seat 5: BLONDE glitter (2,665) (SB)
Seat 7: djm182 (4,825) (BB)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [9h Ts]
kamakazipete raises to 480
BLONDE glitter folds
djm182 calls 320 <<I'm connected, he'll raise with anything. 

*** FLOP *** [9d 4h 4d]
djm182 checks  <<Setting the trap
kamakazipete bets 960
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 raises to 2,560
kamakazipete calls 1,600

*** TURN *** [9d 4h 4d] [Js]
djm182 bets 1,785, and is all in  <<If the J helped him, so be it.
kamakazipete calls 1,785
djm182 shows [9h Ts]
kamakazipete shows [3c 3s]  << He He.  Drawing to two outs plus the 3Js to chop.  Bwaaahahahaha.

*** RIVER *** [9d 4h 4d Js] [3d] <<WTF

djm182 shows two pair, Nines and Fours
kamakazipete shows a full house, Threes full of Fours
kamakazipete wins the pot (9,730) with a full house, Threes full of Fours
djm182 stands up

Thursday, December 27, 2007

HORSE Tourney

I made it quite deep into the 8:15ET HORSE Tourney on FullTilt last night.  As usual, I never got the commanding chip stack and was usually at or below average.  I held on for dear life a few times, but without the stats in front of me, I'd have to say that I did extremely well when I did take a hand deep.  I played very good, patient poker, really only getting my money in bad one time when a guy made two pair in stud.  He had (T6)T6 to start...I had (AA)2, but my final board came (AA)234x(5) for the wheel, and he never improved off his two pair.  Of course, donktard took the opportunity to type that I "always suck out on him".  First, I don't ever recall playing against him before.  Second, I checked the hand history, and that was the one and only hand I contested with him to that point.  Third, he would return the favor on me later on. 

I made it past the third break, and when we restarted, it was Razz.  Didn't play a single hand and the antes started eating away with me.  When we flipped to Stud Hi, I was dealt (JJ)8, completed it and got one caller.  4th street missed me, but I continued and he raised with two diamonds showing.  Hmmmmm.  I call.  5th street misses again.  I check and he insta-bets.  I think, fold, and then smile when he flips over an A-high flush.  Got away about as cheaply as I could, but with levels this high (1500/3000 or so), this hurt. 

Then a few hands later, I have split 8s.  The bring-in is to my left, and it folds around to the (X X)A to my right who naturally completes it.  I go in the tank and decide to make a move at it by completing.  He just calls, so I figure he's not paired up.  4th street misses me, but I reraise him and go all-in. 
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c]   << just about a 2:1 favorite here. 
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh]

Of course, he pairs his Q on 5th and pairs his K on 6th.  I also made two pair, but 7th street missed me and I went out in 12th overall out of 150 runners.  Not bad.  Also not the payday I've been seeking. 

The final hand history is here:

Full Tilt Poker Game #4636924546: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (35071339), Table 12 - 1500/3000 Ante 250 - Limit Stud Hi - 23:34:52 ET - 2007/12/26
Seat 1: djm182 (5,810)
Seat 3: DRBUZZSAW (21,066)
Seat 4: suitedaces1012 (8,619)
Seat 5: Angribob (39,895)
Seat 6: Count Chipula (1,398)
Seat 8: SylverLeaf (34,504)
djm182 antes 250
DRBUZZSAW antes 250
suitedaces1012 antes 250
Angribob antes 250
Count Chipula antes 250
SylverLeaf antes 250
*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh] [8h]
Dealt to DRBUZZSAW [7c]
Dealt to suitedaces1012 [2c]
Dealt to Angribob [5h]
Dealt to Count Chipula [Ts]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [As]
suitedaces1012 is low with [2c]
suitedaces1012 brings in for 500
Angribob folds
Count Chipula folds
SylverLeaf completes it to 1,500
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 raises to 3,000
DRBUZZSAW folds
suitedaces1012 folds
SylverLeaf calls 1,500
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h] [3c]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [As] [Qh]
SylverLeaf bets 1,500
djm182 raises to 2,560, and is all in
SylverLeaf calls 1,060
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c]
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh]
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c] [5s]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh] [Qs]
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s] [3h]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh Qs] [Kc]
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h] [Td]
Dealt to SylverLeaf [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc] [6c]
djm182 shows [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h Td] two pair, Eights and Threes
SylverLeaf shows [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc 6c] two pair, Kings and Queens
SylverLeaf wins the pot (13,120) with two pair, Kings and Queens
djm182 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,120 | Rake 0
Seat 1: djm182 showed [8d Jh 8h 3c 5s 3h Td] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 3: DRBUZZSAW folded on 3rd St.
Seat 4: suitedaces1012 folded on 3rd St.
Seat 5: Angribob folded on 3rd St.
Seat 6: Count Chipula folded on 3rd St.
Seat 8: SylverLeaf showed [5d Ks As Qh Qs Kc 6c] and won (13,120) with two pair, Kings and Queens

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dienst

Jonathan Dienst, now a reporter for the NBC affiliate in NYC, was the voice of Colgate hockey during my early days on campus.  It became the saying around our dorm that "to Dienst" was "to screw up", as he was noticeably poor at play-by-play - even for a crack college radio station.  It should be noted that he was also a complete prick to my roommate and I when we auditioned to call Colgate basketball games.  We never really had a chance anyway - we had either the wrong greek letters on our shirts or no greek letters.  

Well anyway, Dienst sure screwed up the Mitchell Report reporting.  This is about as surprising at Clemens being featured in the report itself.  I'm glad to see both these arrogant assholes get what came to them. 

Steroids and Records

Everyone is up in arms after the Mitchell Report, and I can understand this.  But people keep scratching their heads about why steroid/PED use in Baseball is more of a media issue than it is in Football, where Pro Bowl caliber players like Rodney Harrison and Shawne Merriman have been caught and suspended within the past year-plus. 

It's simple.  How many tackles did Harrison have last year?  How close is he to the NFL record for interceptions or tackles?  What about Merriman?  And what are the hallowed records they are chasing?  Of course you don't know this - not without looking it up.  But we know all about records and milestones in baseball.  755/763 Home Runs.  A .300 batting average.  300 wins.  100 RBI.  56 games.  Every user in baseball can have his place in history called into question because we know the significance of the numbers.  It's what makes baseball so great and what makes the presence of PEDs there so eye-catching. 

Monday, December 17, 2007

Michigan Snow

Before the snowfall eased up Sunday night, 10.5 inches had fallen in Michigan's Ann Arbor, and a similar amount in Jackson County, the National Weather Service said.

"It's winter," said Ann Arbor resident Linda Thelen, 53, as she and her husband dug out their home. "I expect a couple of these each year."

Oh STFU.  I lived there for five years.  I can count on one *finger* the number of significant snow falls the region had. 

Everybody in SE Michigan thinks they get the worst winter weather and they're full of shit on all but one point - it's cloudy there from November through April - at least when the lakes haven't frozen - making the area more dismal than it already is.  But they do NOT get an excess amount of snow - they're just completely incapable of handling it, as the local and city governments are broke and/or corrupt. 

The one big snowstorm I remember was in the winter of 98-99. We got about a foot of snow - the kind of storm that here in beautiful upstate NY may cause the schools to shut for a day or open late.  It closed some Detroit city schools for two weeks. 

Shameful.  Joke.  Michigan. 

PS.  Congratulations on getting your third choice to coach the fighting maize & blue ground rodents.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

LoDuca Signs with Nats

...and fires a shot across the bow at the Mets. 

Well Paul, Fuck You.  You don't suppose the Mets didn't want to resign you for any of these reasons, do you?
* Your 80 OPS+ in 2006
* Your 36 years of age shortly after opening day
* Your inability to throw out a runner

Thanks for your service, but your time and performance in Flushing has been horribly overrated by the knownothings.  Enjoy DC.  And keep your trap shut. 

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Urinals

How can people constantly *miss* the urinal?  Half of the times I go to the mens room in the office, there's a puddle of pee on the floor in front of the urinal and I end up standing with my feet spread far apart to avoid splashing around in it. 

When the big fat Chairman of the Board was still around, there was always a puddle and you *knew* it was him.  He couldn't possibly see down there anyway.  But how do you explain it for everyone else?  There aren't that many huge "joes" around here, and unless there are some incredibly small weiners and guys who just can't reach the urinal right in front of them, I can't explain the constant puddles.  Plus, wouldn't the offenders here have piss stains all down the front of their pants? 

Truly a mystery to me. 

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Pats/Ravens

It was like watching Al Qaeda battle the Nazis (or Michigan vs. Notre Dame) ...compelling competition, but impossible to root for either side to win.  And as expected, everyone involved handled themselves with class.  Belichick looked like he climbed out from under a refrigerator box.  Rodney Harrison taunted the other teams head coach (!).  Billick, of course, taunted right back with his kissing act.  Bart Scott racks up 30 yards of penalties in one play, including heaving an officials flag toward the stands.  And the penalties...ooohhh the penalties.  Watson was held on the one play, but that ball was thrown into double coverage and he wasn't catching it - hold or no hold.  Gaffney's TD had to stand, but had it been ruled incomplete on the field, it wouldn't have been overturned.  One of those plays right on the fence.  Here's what nobody is talking about - the referee was completely out of position to see whether or not Gaffney had possession of the ball. 

Monday, December 03, 2007

Winter Meetings

I have this feeling of anticipation/dread around Omar's forthcoming actions at the Winter Meetings this week.  Kind of like the feeling you have when you're about to open up a Christmas present from someone who isn't quite in tune with what you'd like.  It could be a homerun...it could be several pairs of lackluster socks. 

Last week's Milledge for Church/Schneider trade was socks (Schneider) with an interesting little gift card (Church) with all sorts of decent potential thrown in.  It wasn't an Eddie Bauer or Best Buy gift card - rather a Kohl's card.  Some upside, but limited upside. 

Friday, August 31, 2007

Worst One in a While

Ever since returning from vacation and then the trip to France, I haven't played much, but when I have played the cards have been dead and good things just aren't happening.

But this SNG was different. I won a big hand with pocket rockets, and then I woke up with them again, and doesn't this just play out perfect. For a while:


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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Token

I've decided to play more SNGs where top prize is a token. Tonight, my $4.40 was in search of a $26 token. Let's see what transpired.

Hand #1. Let's watch AJo misplayed. I'm in the BB for this.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Qs Jd]
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 30
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM has 15 seconds left to act
GianniM folds
TexasDudette folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 15
djm182 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8c 8s]
jimmiecamp checks
djm182 bets 75
lightbrownlover calls 75
jimmiecamp folds
*** TURN *** [Qh 8c 8s] [Js]
djm182 bets 200
lightbrownlover calls 200
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8c 8s Js] [8d]
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 bets 300
lightbrownlover raises to 600
djm182 calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lightbrownlover shows [Ac Jh] a full house, Eights full of Jacks
djm182 shows [Qs Jd] a full house, Eights full of Queens
djm182 wins the pot (1,840) with a full house, Eights full of Queens


Hand #5. Here's AJo played cautiously

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,470)
Seat 2: djm182 (2,420)
Seat 3: mirao (1,440)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,715)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,050)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,500)
Seat 7: TexasDudette (1,500)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (905)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
shatterproof1 posts the small blind of 15
GianniM posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Jh As]
TexasDudette folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 90
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 90
shatterproof1 calls 75
GianniM folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 5h 4d]
shatterproof1 checks
djm182 checks
lightbrownlover bets 300
shatterproof1 folds
Donnie Darko has been disconnected
Donnie Darko has reconnected
djm182 folds
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to lightbrownlover
lightbrownlover mucks
lightbrownlover wins the pot (300)


Hand #7: The oh-so-critical suckout

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,470)
Seat 2: djm182 (2,330)
Seat 3: mirao (1,140)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,455)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,455)
Seat 7: TexasDudette (1,470)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (905)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
TexasDudette posts the small blind of 20
TRUE OG PLAYA posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kd Ah]
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 40
djm182 raises to 160
mirao calls 160
lightbrownlover has 15 seconds left to act
lightbrownlover folds
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM folds
TexasDudette has 15 seconds left to act
TexasDudette raises to 640
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 2,000
mirao folds
TexasDudette has 15 seconds left to act
TexasDudette calls 830, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kd Ah]
TexasDudette shows [Qs Qd]
Uncalled bet of 530 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [5c 8d 6d]
*** TURN *** [5c 8d 6d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [5c 8d 6d Js] [Kc]
djm182 shows a pair of Kings
TexasDudette shows a pair of Queens
djm182 wins the pot (3,180) with a pair of Kings
TexasDudette stands up



Hand #8: The laydown

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (1,430)
Seat 2: djm182 (4,040)
Seat 3: mirao (980)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,455)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,455)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (865)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,500)
TRUE OG PLAYA posts the small blind of 20
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Jd Jc]
jimmiecamp folds
djm182 raises to 160
mirao raises to 980, and is all in
lightbrownlover calls 980
shatterproof1 has 15 seconds left to act
shatterproof1 folds
GianniM folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 folds
mirao shows [Td Ad]
lightbrownlover shows [Qh Kc]
*** FLOP *** [5h Ac 3s]
*** TURN *** [5h Ac 3s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ac 3s Ks] [2d]
mirao shows a pair of Aces
lightbrownlover shows a pair of Kings
mirao wins the pot (2,180) with a pair of Aces


Hand #13: The deck smacks me in the face

Seat 1: jimmiecamp (545)
Seat 2: djm182 (4,040)
Seat 3: mirao (1,740)
Seat 4: lightbrownlover (2,805)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (1,415)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,415)
Seat 8: TRUE OG PLAYA (100)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,440)
mirao posts the small blind of 20
lightbrownlover posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ah Ac]
shatterproof1 calls 40
GianniM folds
TRUE OG PLAYA folds
Donnie Darko folds
jimmiecamp calls 40
djm182 raises to 200
mirao folds
lightbrownlover calls 160
shatterproof1 calls 160
jimmiecamp calls 160
*** FLOP *** [5s Qd Td]
lightbrownlover bets 40
shatterproof1 calls 40
jimmiecamp raises to 345, and is all in
djm182 raises to 1,000
lightbrownlover calls 960
shatterproof1 has 15 seconds left to act
shatterproof1 has requested TIME
shatterproof1 folds
*** TURN *** [5s Qd Td] [As]
lightbrownlover checks
djm182 bets 1,800
lightbrownlover calls 1,605, and is all in
djm182 shows [Ah Ac]
lightbrownlover shows [Js Jh]
jimmiecamp shows [5c 8c]
Uncalled bet of 195 returned to djm182
*** RIVER *** [5s Qd Td As] [9s]
djm182 shows three of a kind, Aces
lightbrownlover shows a pair of Jacks
djm182 wins the side pot (4,520) with three of a kind, Aces
jimmiecamp shows a pair of Fives
djm182 wins the main pot (1,895) with three of a kind, Aces
jimmiecamp stands up
lightbrownlover stands up
The blinds are now 25/50


*I now have >1/2 the chips in play...13 minutes into this and through two blind levels. Time to milk the clock and pick my spots.

19 minutes in: Suckout #1

Seat 2: djm182 (8,110)
Seat 3: mirao (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (555)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,285)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,775), is sitting out
mirao posts the small blind of 30
shatterproof1 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ac]
Donnie Darko has returned
GianniM folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 240
mirao folds
shatterproof1 raises to 420
djm182 raises to 600
shatterproof1 calls 135, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kh Ac]
shatterproof1 shows [Qc Kc] (crushed)
Uncalled bet of 45 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [As Tc 3d]
*** TURN *** [As Tc 3d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [As Tc 3d Jd] [3s]
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
shatterproof1 shows a straight, Ace high
shatterproof1 wins the pot (1,140) with a straight, Ace high


27 minutes in: Suckout #2

Seat 2: djm182 (8,110)
Seat 3: mirao (1,775)
Seat 5: shatterproof1 (555)
Seat 6: GianniM (1,285)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (1,775), is sitting out
mirao posts the small blind of 30
shatterproof1 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ac]
Donnie Darko has returned
GianniM folds
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 240
mirao folds
shatterproof1 raises to 420
djm182 raises to 600
shatterproof1 calls 135, and is all in
djm182 shows [Kh Ac]
shatterproof1 shows [Qc Kc]
Uncalled bet of 45 returned to djm182
*** FLOP *** [As Tc 3d]
*** TURN *** [As Tc 3d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [As Tc 3d Jd] [3s]
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
shatterproof1 shows a straight, Ace high
shatterproof1 wins the pot (1,140) with a straight, Ace high


28 minutes in: Suckout #3

Seat 2: djm182 (7,280)
Seat 3: mirao (3,330)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,890)
Donnie Darko posts the small blind of 40
djm182 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Qc As]
mirao calls 80
Donnie Darko raises to 400
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 calls 320
mirao folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 8s 9h]
Donnie Darko bets 2,490, and is all in
djm182 calls 2,490
Donnie Darko shows [Ad Js]
djm182 shows [Qc As]
*** TURN *** [Th 8s 9h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8s 9h 6s] [Qh]
Donnie Darko shows a straight, Queen high
djm182 shows a pair of Queens
Donnie Darko wins the pot (5,860) with a straight, Queen high


...and now I'm the average stack.
djm182: that's how it's gonna have to happen

32 minutes in...waaaayyyyy behind

Seat 2: djm182 (4,480)
Seat 3: mirao (2,920)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (6,100)
Donnie Darko posts the small blind of 50
djm182 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [8s 9h]
mirao calls 100
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 checks
*** FLOP *** [Js Qc Ts]
djm182 checks
mirao checks
*** TURN *** [Js Qc Ts] [3s]
djm182 bets 250
mirao raises to 500
djm182 calls 250
*** RIVER *** [Js Qc Ts 3s] [6d]
djm182 checks
mirao bets 1,250
djm182 calls 1,250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mirao shows [Ac Kd] a straight, Ace high
djm182 mucks
mirao wins the pot (3,750) with a straight, Ace high


...and now I'm the short stack (!!) WTF!!!...

40 minutes in: Sometimes it helps to get lucky

Seat 2: djm182 (3,530)
Seat 3: mirao (5,520)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (4,450)
mirao posts the small blind of 60
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [As 2d]
djm182 calls 120
mirao calls 60
Donnie Darko checks
*** FLOP *** [7h 2c 2s]
mirao bets 120
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 raises to 480
mirao raises to 5,400, and is all in
djm182 calls 2,930, and is all in
mirao shows [8d 8c]
djm182 shows [As 2d]
Uncalled bet of 1,990 returned to mirao
*** TURN *** [7h 2c 2s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7h 2c 2s Jc] [Th]
mirao shows two pair, Eights and Twos
djm182 shows three of a kind, Twos
djm182 wins the pot (7,180) with three of a kind, Twos


41 minutes in: It's down to heads up

Seat 2: djm182 (7,000)
Seat 3: mirao (2,230)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (4,270)
mirao posts the small blind of 60
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kh Ks]
djm182 raises to 360
mirao raises to 2,230, and is all in
Donnie Darko folds
djm182 calls 1,870
mirao shows [8c Ah]
djm182 shows [Kh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [3s Js 4d]
*** TURN *** [3s Js 4d] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3s Js 4d Qd] [9h]
mirao shows Ace Queen high
djm182 shows a pair of Kings
djm182 wins the pot (4,580) with a pair of Kings
mirao stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,580 | Rake 0
Board: [3s Js 4d Qd 9h]
Seat 2: djm182 (button) showed [Kh Ks] and won (4,580) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mirao (small blind) showed [8c Ah] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (big blind) folded before the Flop


53 minutes in: Any two cards

Seat 2: djm182 (10,830)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,670)
djm182 posts the small blind of 100
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [9h Js]
djm182 calls 100
Donnie Darko checks
*** FLOP *** [2c 2s 8c]
Donnie Darko checks
djm182 checks
*** TURN *** [2c 2s 8c] [2d]
Donnie Darko checks
djm182 checks
*** RIVER *** [2c 2s 8c 2d] [9c]
Donnie Darko bets 400
djm182 raises to 2,400
Donnie Darko raises to 2,470, and is all in
djm182 calls 70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Donnie Darko shows [4h 2h] four of a kind, Twos
djm182 mucks
Donnie Darko wins the pot (5,340) with four of a kind, Twos
The blinds are now 120/240


One hour in: If you keep this shit up, I'm gonna catch you

Seat 2: djm182 (10,920)
Seat 9: Donnie Darko (2,580)
djm182 posts the small blind of 150
Donnie Darko posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [2h Ah]
djm182 calls 150
Donnie Darko raises to 2,580, and is all in (He'd done this a lot and I'd folded to it a lot. This was the time, me thinks (though I could be completely crushed w/ A2.))
djm182 calls 2,280
Donnie Darko shows [Js 4c]
djm182 shows [2h Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3h Qs]
*** TURN *** [Tc 3h Qs] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3h Qs 3d] [Ad]
Donnie Darko shows a pair of Threes
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Threes
djm182 wins the pot (5,160) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Donnie Darko stands up
djm182 stands up

Monday, July 23, 2007

It happens again


Does this shit happen to anyone else?

This run I'm on is un-effing-believable.

Friday, July 20, 2007

AIPS II #7: The Suckout

Full Tilt Poker Game #2998708815: AIPS II Event #7 (20580932), Table 11 - 30/60 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 21:32:05 ET - 2007/07/19
Seat 1: djm182 (2,710)
Seat 2: HDawg99 (750)
Seat 4: Scotsman420 (5,677)
Seat 5: Veener4 (706)
Seat 6: OffDeadline (815)
Seat 7: Tucman (2,925)
Seat 8: jbrewer37 (2,655)
Seat 9: Rant2112 (1,475)
Rant2112 posts the small blind of 30
djm182 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #8

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [As Qd]
HDawg99 has 15 seconds left to act
HDawg99 folds
Scotsman420 folds
Veener4 folds
OffDeadline folds
Tucman raises to 180
jbrewer37 folds
Rant2112 folds
djm182 calls 120

*** FLOP *** [Ac 9s Jd]
djm182 bets 195<<1/2 pot.  Too small?
Tucman has 15 seconds left to act
Tucman raises to 500
djm182 calls 305<<Should have moved here, I think.  That said, I'm fearful of him having AJ, AK or maybe A9

*** TURN *** [Ac 9s Jd] [6c]
djm182 checks<<Couldn't possibly help him...I'm a shovin if he moves. 
Tucman bets 695
djm182 raises to 2,030, and is all in
Tucman calls 1,335
djm182 shows [As Qd]
Tucman shows [Kc 3c]<<Sweet.

*** RIVER *** [Ac 9s Jd 6c] [9c]<<Not sweet.
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Tucman shows a flush, Ace high
Tucman wins the pot (5,450) with a flush, Ace high
djm182 stands up

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

These People

can't even spell poker

Full Tilt Poker Game #2988537045: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (22738782), Table 10 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:20:30 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: popcorn bob (1,485)
Seat 2: ALABAMA HICK (825)
Seat 3: Sanjee (3,060)
Seat 4: djm182 (1,440)(me)
Seat 5: anewday020207 (1,020)
Seat 6: TarkenCoach (2,415)
Seat 7: King Me 1834 (1,560)
Seat 8: Rafina (315)
Seat 9: ltlgnl (1,380)
anewday020207 posts the small blind of 15
TarkenCoach posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ad As]
King Me 1834 folds
Rafina raises to 315, and is all in
ltlgnl calls 315 (Great...two victims in front)

popcorn bob folds
ALABAMA HICK folds
Sanjee folds
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
djm182 raises to 1,440, and is all in (*clearly* signaling I've got a monster)
anewday020207 folds
TarkenCoach raises to 2,415, and is all in(huh??)
ltlgnl calls 1,065, and is all in (the post-raise caller comes along too!!)
TarkenCoach shows [Qh Ac]
Rafina shows [Js Jd]
ltlgnl shows [4s 4h]
djm182 shows [Ad As]
Uncalled bet of 975 returned to TarkenCoach
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qc Qd](OMFG)
*** TURN *** [Kd Qc Qd] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qc Qd 2c] [Th]
TarkenCoach shows three of a kind, Queens
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
TarkenCoach wins side pot #2 (120) with three of a kind, Queens
ltlgnl shows two pair, Queens and Fours
TarkenCoach wins side pot #1 (3,195) with three of a kind, Queens
Rafina shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
TarkenCoach wins the main pot (1,275) with three of a kind, Queens
Rafina stands up
ltlgnl stands up
djm182 stands up

Thursday, June 21, 2007

When the deck smacks you in the face

Where "the deck" is the cards at a .25/.50 NL Cap Full Tilt table...and where "you" are the luckboxes at my table.


Full Tilt Poker Game #2732729886: Table Aero Jet (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - $7.50 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 21:42:00 ET - 2007/06/21
Seat 1: hustinjouse ($59.15)
Seat 2: loosetilt ($5.80)
Seat 3: Ju-87D ($31.90)
Seat 4: djm182 ($11.15)
Seat 5: Mae do Sagaz ($86.50)
Seat 6: tiny330 ($15)
hustinjouse posts the small blind of $0.10
loosetilt posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Jd Jh]
Ju-87D folds
djm182 raises to $2
Mae do Sagaz folds
hustinjouse folds
loosetilt calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [5d 2s 3c]
loosetilt checks
djm182 bets $5.50, and is capped (an overbet, for sure, but my opponent has been very aggressive and I want to take the aggressive stance here and not give him any reason to call with A-x.)
loosetilt calls $3.80, and is all in
djm182 shows [Jd Jh]
loosetilt shows [As 4c] (unless x=4)
Uncalled bet of $1.70 returned to djm182
*** TURN *** [5d 2s 3c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [5d 2s 3c 2c] [Qh]
djm182 shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
loosetilt shows a straight, Five high
loosetilt wins the pot ($11.15) with a straight, Five high



Full Tilt Poker Game #2732873961: Table Aero Jet (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - $7.50 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 21:55:39 ET - 2007/06/21
Seat 1: hustinjouse ($41)
Seat 2: loosetilt ($5.30)
Seat 3: Ju-87D ($49.60)
Seat 4: djm182 ($12.10)
Seat 5: Mae do Sagaz ($86.20)
Seat 6: tiny330 ($18.85)
tiny330 posts the small blind of $0.10
hustinjouse posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ac Jc]
loosetilt folds
Ju-87D folds
djm182 raises to $1.50
Mae do Sagaz folds
tiny330 folds
hustinjouse calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [As 8s 5h]
hustinjouse checks
djm182 bets $3
hustinjouse calls $3
*** TURN *** [As 8s 5h] [9h]
hustinjouse bets $3, and is capped
djm182 calls $3, and is capped
hustinjouse shows [9d 9s] (Called the flop bet with two outs. Hits one of them.)
djm182 shows [Ac Jc]
*** RIVER *** [As 8s 5h 9h] [4s]
hustinjouse shows three of a kind, Nines
djm182 shows a pair of Aces
hustinjouse wins the pot ($14.35) with three of a kind, Nines





Full Tilt Poker Game #2732934357: Table Aero Jet (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - $7.50 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 22:01:20 ET - 2007/06/21
Seat 1: hustinjouse ($47.20)
Seat 2: loosetilt ($10.60)
Seat 3: Ju-87D ($48.60)
Seat 4: djm182 ($3.25) (Short-stacked.)
Seat 5: lamzy2 ($9.75)
Seat 6: tiny330 ($15.25)
Ju-87D posts the small blind of $0.10
djm182 posts the big blind of $0.25
lamzy2 posts $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ah Ks]
lamzy2 checks
tiny330 calls $0.25
hustinjouse raises to $0.50
loosetilt folds
Ju-87D folds
djm182 raises to $3.25, and is all in
lamzy2 folds
tiny330 calls $3
hustinjouse calls $2.75 (Check out what he makes this call with. )
*** FLOP *** [Ac 4c 2c]
tiny330 bets $1.25
hustinjouse calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [Ac 4c 2c] [9c]
tiny330 bets $1.25
hustinjouse raises to $3, and is capped
tiny330 folds
hustinjouse shows [8c Js] (Yup. He four-flushes me to the rail.)
djm182 shows [Ah Ks]
djm182: unreal
Uncalled bet of $1.75 returned to hustinjouse
*** RIVER *** [Ac 4c 2c 9c] [4h]
hustinjouse wins the side pot ($4.75)
hustinjouse shows a flush, Ace high
djm182 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
hustinjouse wins the main pot ($9.60) with a flush, Ace high

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Calling Station Nightmare

Overview: I'm in the money in a single table SNG, with a slight chip lead over the player to my left, who has firmly established himself as a calling station.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2368811227: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (17903090), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:42:22 ET - 2007/05/06
Seat 3: djm182 (5,700) << Me
Seat 5: 0571 (5,530) << Station
Seat 9: DAS33 (2,270) << Innocent bystander
djm182 posts the small blind of 120
0571 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #9

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [5d 4d]
DAS33 folds
djm182 calls 120 << I'll see a flop with suited connectors, alright.
0571 checks

*** FLOP *** [7s 3c 6d] << Bingo!!
djm182 bets 480 << Pot-size bet trying to induce a call. Didn't want to overbet here...I'd like to drag him along.
0571 calls 480 <<< Just like that.

*** TURN *** [7s 3c 6d] [Kd]
djm182 bets 2,400 << OK now there's a flush draw out, so I'm overbetting this pot.
0571 calls 2,400

*** RIVER *** [7s 3c 6d Kd] [3d]
djm182 checks << I'm completely worried about a higher flush, but I have to call just in case he's playing 3-x
0571 bets 2,410, and is all in
djm182 calls 2,410

*** SHOW DOWN ***
0571 shows [Kc 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Kings) << WTF? He called the flop with bottom pair?? I guess I see the call on the turn, but doesn't he have to fear a set, at least, with my bet?
djm182 shows [5d 4d] (a flush, King high)
0571 wins the pot (11,060) with a full house, Threes full of Kings

Saturday, March 10, 2007

AIPS II.3 Recap

Pot-Limit Omaha was the fare today in the third event of AIPS II. I've read a bit and played a few SNGs in advance, so I had at least a bit of a clue headed into it. Still, nothing that would lead me to think I'd make any noise in this event. And I didn't. Though I did have a couple of very interesting hands along the way.

I was card dead for about the entire first hour, winning only a couple of measly pots. One out of the big blind when I hit two pair on the flop, bet 1/2 pot and scared everyone away. Another when it folded around to me in the BB. Yippee.

With my stated goal of making it to the first break, I get dealt this hand:
Full Tilt Poker Game #1960171418: AIPS II Event #3 (14164302), Table 4 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha - 12:57:58 ET - 2007/03/10
Seat 3: djm182 (873)
Dealt to djm182 [Td Ad 4h Qd]

I don't like the three diamonds, but this is about as good as I've had all day. I limp in and see this flop:
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5c 4d]

I'm in late position - only one to act behind me - and it checks around to me. I make a half pot bet and get one caller

The 3h comes on the turn, and I only have 498 chips left so I shove 'em all in, fearing the hell out of an A2 or 67. The opponent stews - he HAS to call and he does and shows this:
MacAnthony shows [Jc Kc Ac 9d]

ye Gods. Nut flush draw. But he's not yet paired so he can't make a better two pair or a straight with what he's got. I have to dodge eight outs (all remaining clubs, save 4c which would boat me up). And I do and I survive to the break.

Then the second verse is the same as the first. I go card dead again and whittle my chips down in the second hour. I have just under 700 chips left and I'm about to pay a 300 chip BB when...

...I get moved to a different table. And I'm UTG + 2 so I get a couple of bonus hands out of this. Of course, i can play none of them. Finally when the BB comes to me, I stare down at:
Dealt to djm182 [7c 7d Kh As]

It's go time. And huzzah!
*** RIVER *** [Kc 4d Kd 8d] [Ks]

QUADS, baby, and I'm back in it. Now I have over 2200 chips, which is still less than 10 BBs, but at least I can take a shot at seeing a flop or two (remember, it's Omaha where limping is common and encouraged).

Four hands later I'm out. Here's the gory detail:
Full Tilt Poker Game #1960476263: AIPS II Event #3 (14164302), Table 8 - 150/300 - Pot Limit Omaha - 13:53:17 ET - 2007/03/10
Seat 2: winkdaddy (7,580)
Seat 3: Barnard801 (1,130)
Seat 4: PokerGeek (3,962)
Seat 5: MacAnthony (5,262)
Seat 6: 9Gaiter (7,163)
Seat 7: rascony (3,898)
Seat 8: djm182 (2,088)
Seat 9: imtoomuch4u (7,521)
Barnard801 posts the small blind of 150
PokerGeek posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ks Qs Qh As]
MacAnthony folds
9Gaiter folds
rascony calls 300
djm182 calls 300 <--Horrendous. I should've bet pot here to scare people away, but the three spades scared me just enough not to. Big mistake
imtoomuch4u folds
winkdaddy folds
Barnard801 raises to 1,130, and is all in <--'cause now I have to face this
PokerGeek calls 830 <--and this
rascony has 15 seconds left to act
rascony folds
djm182 raises to 2,088, and is all in <--I'm committed at this point anyway
PokerGeek calls 958

djm182 shows [Ks Qs Qh As]
Barnard801 shows [4d Kd 3c 4c]
PokerGeek shows [9c Qc Td 9s]
This is good. Aces are still out there. Only one more spade is gone, so I have 9 of 'em left. No Js and only one 10 gone. BUT I think I might have scared PokerGeek away had I raised on my first opportunity to act. He has a strong starting hand, but with nothing higher than a Q, he *might* have thrown it away...and I wish he would have

*** FLOP *** [8c 5s 8d]
*** TURN *** [8c 5s 8d] [5c] OK. Just need to dodge a club. I'm OK if one of the 8s or 5s comes up and we chop
*** RIVER *** [8c 5s 8d 5c] [Tc] DOH!

djm182 shows two pair, Queens and Eights
PokerGeek shows a flush, Queen high
PokerGeek wins the side pot (1,916) with a flush, Queen high
Barnard801 shows a flush, Ten high
PokerGeek wins the main pot (3,690) with a flush, Queen high
Barnard801 stands up
djm182 stands up

Finished 22nd overall out of 65. Far better than my expectations. And even though I'm disappointed that I went out on *this* hand, I got all my chips in ahead with a pretty darn good PLO hand.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Forecast Clusterfrick

This might be the poorest-worded forecast ever.  What the hell am I supposed to do each time the forecast changes tomorrow?

The sad thing is that there will be people who buy this sh*t that the weather changes on the hour, every hour. 

Friday: Periods of snow, freezing rain and sleet before noon, then freezing rain and sleet likely between noon and 2pm, then snow and freezing rain likely between 2pm and 3pm, then rain and snow likely between 3pm and 4pm, then rain likely after 4pm. The freezing rain and snow could be heavy at times. High near 34. North wind 13 to 16 mph decreasing to between 5 and 8 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 2 to 4 inches possible.

Friday, February 16, 2007

AIPS II: Stud

Well my expectations were very low for this event. Stud is my least favorite of the HORSE games, and I have little knowledge as to how to play it. My strategy going in was to wait for good starting hands, play position (relative to the bring-in) aggressively when appropriate, and hope for some luck.

It started off with me getting a handful of pairs to start, and never once improving. I stole a couple of smaller pots, but was just holding on. About 35 minutes in, I get a face-up A in early position. I complete it, and it folds around to the bring-in who calls. I don't improve 'til 6th street when I pair up a J, but I'm representing a good hand the whole way and he's calling me the whole way. On my 6th street bet he raises with a pair of 2s showing. Long story short, he was dealt [3 3] 2, then drew A 4 2 to follow and spiked a third 2 on 7th street for a boat. I'm down to 643 chips and I'm reeling.

Five hands later, down to 598 chips, I wake up with [K K] A. Now my A was one of three showing and I was the next-to-last A to act and I decided to raise no matter what and play this hand super-aggressively. It ends up with *five* people going to 4th street (uh oh). I draw a blank. I raise (yes, raise) to 2x and again, all five people make it to 5th street. Yet another blank, but I bet it again and this time at least two people get out of the way. Still, I'm vulnerable as all heck, though nobody's board looks particularly fearsome. On 6th street, one guy picks up a straight-draw, but I bet out and go all-in. Two callers to 7th street and I still just have my Ks.

And isn't this beautiful:
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [Ks Kd As 3d 2s Qh] [Kh]

Trip kings defeated AA and 88 respectively.

I then go on to win three of the next four pots, and (OMG, WTF), I'm in 4th place overall. Ye Gods, I have no business being in the top half of this field and was *thisclose* to being on the rail. Now I'm in 4th.

Right before the first break, I wake up with As Js 7s, land a fourth spade on 4th street, and only one other spade is burnt. Of course, I only end up making a measely pair of 5s, but that holds up as the other guy was also chasing a flush that never came. That gave me over 5200 chips...and this:



The mother f*ng chip lead in a Stud tourney at the first break. Yeah, yeah, 2/3 of the field was still left, but this was huuyouge (tm Francesa).

After the break, it was brick city and I just limped along for quite a while. Eventually I hang on and make the money. Then just after cashing, I revert into full donk mode for this hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1805863842: AIPS II Event #2 (12561120), Table 12 - 400/800 Ante 75 - Limit Seven Card Stud - 23:04:54 ET - 2007/02/15
Seat 1: DaBeef2112 (931)
Seat 2: ErsatzSantiag0 (10,551)
Seat 3: Blazman (4,905)
Seat 4: chuckaaa88 (28,446)
Seat 5: djm182 (4,414) <-- hobbling along near last place. There are about 16 people left
Seat 6: Skoach (754)
Seat 7: ChipNut (5,247)
Seat 8: MrShock (12,367)
DaBeef2112 antes 75
ErsatzSantiag0 antes 75
Blazman antes 75
chuckaaa88 antes 75
djm182 antes 75
Skoach antes 75
ChipNut antes 75
MrShock antes 75

*** 3RD STREET ***
Dealt to DaBeef2112 [Tc]
Dealt to ErsatzSantiag0 [4h]
Dealt to Blazman [9c]
Dealt to chuckaaa88 [3d]
Dealt to djm182 [Qc Qh] [6h] <--This is pretty good. And I'll be first to act against a pretty weak board.
Dealt to Skoach [7h]
Dealt to ChipNut [4s]
Dealt to MrShock [4c]
chuckaaa88 is low with [3d]
chuckaaa88 brings in for 100
djm182 completes it to 400
Skoach folds
ChipNut folds
MrShock folds
DaBeef2112 folds
ErsatzSantiag0 folds
Blazman raises to 800 <-- Strong player. Maybe trying to push me off my 6
chuckaaa88 folds
djm182 raises to 1,200
Blazman calls 400 <-- OK, let's see what he's got.
*** 4TH STREET ***
Dealt to Blazman [9c] [Kc]
Dealt to djm182 [Qc Qh 6h] [7d]
Blazman bets 400
djm182 calls 400 <-- I'm immediately nervous
*** 5TH STREET ***
Dealt to Blazman [9c Kc] [As]
Dealt to djm182 [Qc Qh 6h 7d] [Th] <--Right here I should be folding
Blazman bets 800
djm182 calls 800 <--He re-raised with the 9 showing on 3rd st. Get AWAY from this
*** 6TH STREET ***
Dealt to Blazman [9c Kc As] [Kh]
Dealt to djm182 [Qc Qh 6h 7d Th] [3h]
Blazman bets 800
djm182: grrrr
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act <--In the tank, though I have NO clue what I was thinking
djm182 calls 800 <-- Nooooooooooooooooo
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to djm182 [Qc Qh 6h 7d Th 3h] [8d]
Blazman bets 800
djm182 folds
Uncalled bet of 800 returned to Blazman
Blazman shows [Ah Ac 9c Kc As Kh 9s] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
Blazman wins the pot (7,100)

And I'm left with 1100 chips. I hobble around with that for a while, and end up getting 7th streeted to death to finish 13th.

Had you told me at the start of it all that I'd finish 13th, I'd be giddy. But I badly misplayed that one hand and it cost me 3/4 of my chips. Sometimes you just gotta get away.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

This is what it's like to be the suck-out-er

I'm far more familiar with being the suck-out-ee.




Sadly, I finished 3rd in the SNG. A few hands later, I woke up with KJ and the flop came K 3 3. Sure enough, luckbox McGee had himself A 3 and that was that.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

What a hand!!


Check this hand out:


Full house! Only one problem. It's Razz.

Yeah, before anyone kills me for getting involved with a K, check out everyone's door card. I took a shot, then caught a card, then it checked on through.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Rags to Riches

The absolute, hands-down key hand in my first takedown of a $5 HORSE sng is shown below. 

Full Tilt Poker Game #1691271398: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (12425197), Table 1 - 120/240 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 22:07:18 ET - 2007/01/28
Seat 1: Jewbilly (750)
Seat 2: joe_sossisses (1,815)
Seat 3: djm182 (765) (Don't ask.  It's been brutal in oh so many ways.)
Seat 5: haruki (3,300)
Seat 6: lmhockey55 (495)
Seat 7: Cianne (2,015)
Seat 8: fish_N_chips6 (2,860)
Cianne posts the small blind of 60
fish_N_chips6 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [As 3h Qc Ah] (Well, this is it...have to go for this hand.  A suited Ace, a pair of aces too.)
Jewbilly folds
joe_sossisses calls 120
djm182 raises to 240
haruki folds
lmhockey55 folds
Cianne folds
fish_N_chips6 calls 120
joe_sossisses calls 120
Three to the flop

*** FLOP *** [8c 8d Js]
fish_N_chips6 checks
joe_sossisses bets 120
djm182 raises to 240 (I'm figuring I'm dead here but maybe I can scare people away - the only way I'm expecting to win this is through betting/raising)
fish_N_chips6 calls 240
joe_sossisses calls 120
Yep, I'm dead. 

*** TURN *** [8c 8d Js] [9d]
fish_N_chips6 checks
joe_sossisses checks
djm182 checks (Here I'm thinking that maybe I can save enough to take one more stab at a pot.  The BB won't hit me for another three hands and I've got two big bets left.  Maybe I can hold on and get something.)

*** RIVER *** [8c 8d Js 9d] [5s]
fish_N_chips6 checks
joe_sossisses bets 240
djm182 has 15 seconds left to act
Here, I waffle about what to do and figure out that there's almost 2k in the pot and it's 240 for me to call or 285 to go all-in.  Since the turn was just checked, maybe my AA will hold up.

djm182 raises to 285, and is all in (BTW I took about 14 of my 15 seconds to do this.)
fish_N_chips6 folds
joe_sossisses calls 45

*** SHOW DOWN ***
djm182 shows [As 3h Qc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
joe_sossisses mucks
djm182 wins the pot (2,070) with two pair, Aces and Eights
No low hand qualified
WOO FREAKIN HOO!!!  From here I went on to take it down. 

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,070 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 8d Js 9d 5s]
Seat 1: Jewbilly didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: joe_sossisses mucked [7s Qs Qh 9s] - HI: two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 3: djm182 showed [As 3h Qc Ah] and won (2,070) with HI: two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 5: haruki didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: lmhockey55 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Cianne (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: fish_N_chips6 (big blind) folded on the River

Saturday, January 27, 2007

AIPSII.1 Donk Off

This is how I donked off my stack in AIPS II Event 1. First some background - I'm playing far looser than I'd like, but I've been getting enough limping/raising hands to justify sticking around for some of these.

My opponent here, Fraser_Park_Boy, has been loose aggressive and has shown some incredibly lame bluffs.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1680797953: AIPS II Event #1 (10828819), Table 2 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:46:46 ET - 2007/01/27
Seat 1: HotMonkeyLove (915)
Seat 2: C furbee (1,590)
Seat 3: djm182 (1,005)
Seat 4: Squib (2,065)
Seat 5: babaghanoush (650)
Seat 6: ElSnarfGrande (1,275)
Seat 7: Boil Dunce Son (2,675)
Seat 8: Fraser_Park_Boy (1,320)
Seat 9: ThirdHand (3,810)
C furbee posts the small blind of 40
djm182 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djm182 [Kc Ts] decent in the big blind
Squib folds
babaghanoush folds
ElSnarfGrande folds
Boil Dunce Son folds
Fraser_Park_Boy calls 80
ThirdHand folds
HotMonkeyLove calls 80
C furbee calls 40
djm182 checks
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh 5h] Top pair, but I need to sniff out if the 5 is out there
C furbee checks
djm182 bets 160
Fraser_Park_Boy calls 160 He's calling everything so this doesn't tell me much
HotMonkeyLove folds
C furbee folds
*** TURN *** [5d Kh 5h] [6c]
djm182 bets 320
Fraser_Park_Boy calls 320 hmmmmmm...i'm concerned.
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh 5h 6c] [Th] OK, top two pair, I'm essentially committed here and I kind of like this. He could have AK, Kx very easily
djm182 bets 445, and is all in
Fraser_Park_Boy: dont worry im not on the flush
Fraser_Park_Boy calls 445
*** SHOW DOWN ***
djm182 shows [Kc Ts] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Fraser_Park_Boy shows [Kd Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Fives) Yep, luckbox wakes up w/ KK and flops a boat. I'm through. Of course, I should have been concerned w/ the smooth calls. But it was too easy to see a double up opportunity here. Nobody took this guy to the river, but I didn't need to be the first either.
Fraser_Park_Boy wins the pot (2,170) with a full house, Kings full of Fives
djm182 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,170 | Rake 0
Board: [5d Kh 5h 6c Th]
Seat 1: HotMonkeyLove (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: C furbee (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: djm182 (big blind) showed [Kc Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: Squib didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: babaghanoush didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ElSnarfGrande didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Boil Dunce Son didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Fraser_Park_Boy showed [Kd Ks] and won (2,170) with a full house, Kings full of Fives
Seat 9: ThirdHand didn't bet (folded)