Frozen Peas

I hate peas. They're not that good, are a pain in the ass to eat, and contribute to the worst soup (Split Pea) known to man. And yet, after - uh - elective surgery this past week, here I am with frozen peas being used to manage the swelling. That's all fine when they're frozen and doing their job. But when they thaw and start to *smell* like peas...well it's a different story.

And why not frozen corn? Nobody, and I mean nobody ever suggested frozen corn. Why not? The doctor said 'frozen peas'. Friends who have been down this road have said 'frozen peas.' Peas suck. What's wrong with frozen corn? Ever smell corn? Of course you haven't - it's odorless.