Saturday, February 25, 2006

Mouse, Bug or Horse - Defined!!!

It is a simple thing...every woman in the world falls into one of these three categories. No bout adout it....

Mouse, bug or horse. For instance, Rebecca Lobo - a horse. I know this is an extreme case, but it helps make the point. Halli Berry...she is definately a mouse. Once again, an easy one, but it proves the point. Calissa Flockhardt (or whatever her name is - Ally McBeal), most certainly a bug.

So, this chick who does this whole curling thing, which BTW I have actually done with a group of friends and it is absolutely AWESOME to play, she is certainly a mouse.

You have met Gail, Detroit Sports Gal (I stole this of course). She is definately a mouse. Your better half, bording on bug, but more of a mouse - kindof a hyrbrid if you will.

1 comment:

DJM said...

If she's a hybrid, do I get a tax credit?